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This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.

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After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

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Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention.

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Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?

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It is so unsatisfactory to read a noble passage and have no one you love at hand to share the happiness with you. And it is unsatisfactory to read to one's self anyhow - for the uttered voice so heightens the expression.

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I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

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Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede progress. Always be on the lookout for the things you did not know, that you did not know. Secondly, work on strengthening personal belief that a particular will be achieved regardless of any adversity that may show up, or evidence to the contrary.

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Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

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But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

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