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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

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When we do not know a person - and also when we do - we have to judge his size by the size and nature of his achievements, as compared with the achievements of others in his special line of business - there is no other way.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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There isn't any way to libel the human race.

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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.

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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

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Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

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A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing, the most formidable influence, in the earth. They move the human race to willing and spontaneous respect for the judge, the general, the admiral, the bishop, the ambassador, the frivolous earl, the idiot duke, the sultan, the king, the emperor. No great title is efficient without clothes to support it.

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Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

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When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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