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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it. Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

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So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: “Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is.” Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers.

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I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.

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In love, you pay as you leave.

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

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More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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