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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

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The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.

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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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Saturday morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if the heart was young, the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in every face and a spring in every step. The locust-trees were in bloom, and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond the village and above, it was green with vegetation, and it lay just far enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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Is a person's public and private opinion the same? It is thought there have been instances.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek in the county next to the one that the North Pole is in, Europe and America would start fifteen costly expeditions thither; one to explore the creek, and the other fourteen to hunt for each other.

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She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.

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There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man's work.

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