Mark Twain Quotes, Liberty Quotes, Trials Quotes

Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.

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If we could imagine such a man, that is a man who could invent the fly and send him out on his mission and furnish him with his orders: Depart into the uttermost corners of the earth and, diligently do your appointed work. Persecute the sick child, settle upon its eyes, its face, its hands, and gnaw and pester and sting, worry and fret and madden the worn and tried mother who watches by the child and humbly prays for mercy and relief with the pathetic faith of the deceived and the unteachable.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

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One must keep one's character. Earn a character first if you can, and if you can't, then assume one.

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The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

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Unused talents gives you no advantage over someone who has no talent at all.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

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Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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It is yet another Civilized Power, with its banner of the Prince of Peace in one hand and its loot-basket and its butcher-knife in the other. Is there no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level?.

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