Mark Twain Quotes, Dirty Quotes, Pigs Quotes

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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I was watching a documentary that during the Bay of Pigs crisis JFK had about two weeks before anybody reported on it. Imagine that. I think it's fair to say that if something like that happens under a current president, they've got to figure out in about an hour what their response is.

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But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.

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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

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PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

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Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs.

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Tiny as a sparrow, fierce as an eagle, Lisbeth Salander is one of the great Scandinavian avengers of our time, an angry bird catapulting into the fortresses of power and wiping smiles off the faces of smug, predatory pigs.

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Observe that noses were made to wear spectacles; and so we have spectacles. Legs were visibly instituted to be breeched, and we have breeches. Stones were formed to be quarried and to build castles; and My Lord has a very noble castle; the greatest Baron in the province should have the best house; and as pigs were made to be eaten, we eat pork all year round; consequently, those who have asserted all is well talk nonsense; they ought to have said that all is for the best.

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The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed.

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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.

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I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

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The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

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I am like a blind pig when I work.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig

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Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?

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A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs.

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