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  • Shaadi Aise Ghar Me Ho, Jaha Sasur Maldaar Ho, Aur Saas Bimaar Ho, Saale Sidhesade Ho, Patni Kaisi Bhi Chalegi, Par Saaliya, Do-Chaar Ho.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Uske Chhor Jaane Ke Baad Main Marne Hi WaaLa Tha.. Ki Achanak Yaad Aaya Uski Friend Ne Bhi Apna Number Diya Tha, "Jaan Me Jaan Aa Gyi"
    • 8 years ago



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  • A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRND n GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,Wo bahut sundar thi,Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur,Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,Hum ko rishta manzur h.Ab mai kya batau...??..Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.~navi
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga . . Isko Kahi Dekha Hai . . . . . . Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri" Ye To Wohi Hai . . . . . . . . . Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha... :p :O
    • 8 years ago



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  • એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

    એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

    છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

    એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

    છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

    એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

    છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

    છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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    છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: Why are you crying? Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house. Passer By: Who is your father? Kid: That is what the fight is about.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ek payari c bat jub kisi ka khalous daikho to uski qadar karo or jub kisi ki nafrat daikho toh pa lo lamyan maaro 100 tey gino aik
    • 8 years ago



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  • जितनी पाकिस्तान की जनसंख्या हैँ। उतने भारत मेँ कैदी हैँ , कैदियो को बोल दो सजा माफ , साला सुबह होते होते पाकिस्तान साफ।। ॥वंदे मातरम्॥
    • 8 years ago



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  • GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya? BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu. GIRL- Kyu? BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain… :D
    • 8 years ago



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  • Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
    • 8 years ago



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  • जरूरत से ज्यादा सुंदर लड़की अगर गर्लफ्रेंड बन जाए तो लौंडे का साढ़े अट्ठारह किलो वजन प्रति सप्ताह तो इस चिंता में घट जाता है कि कोई दूजा उसे उड़ा ना ले जाए।
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ishq Ke Khayaal Bahut Hain.. Ishq Ke Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
    • 8 years ago



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  • ja raha he mera SMS na jane kya gul khilayega pyar se padha jayega ya bina padhe delet ho jayega agr delet na hua to unka 1pyara sa reply jarur aayega. kasamkhan
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pani Me Gira Rumal To Rumal Geela Hai; Asman Me Dekha To Asman Bhi Neela Hai; Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hai; Par Mai Karu To Saala Character Dheela Hai...
    • 8 years ago



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  • santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. banta: fir kya hua? santa: meri boht pitayi hui, banta: wo kaise? santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Zara Sambhal Ke Chalna, Zyada Bhaari Cheezein Mat Uthaana, Apna Khayal Rakhna, Khana Thik Se Khana Kyunki 9va Mahina Aagaya Hai. Happy September.
    • 8 years ago



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