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सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की
प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down:
एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की
थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed:
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फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो
गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:

8 years ago

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YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA. Friends

9 years ago

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Good News! Ab Aap is SMS ke Zariye.. Apne Mobile SET par STAR PLUS Dekh Sakte Ho! BILKUL FREE Wo bhi 24 Hrs! To Dekhiye. ( * +)

9 years ago

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Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge, Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge, Girne lage to hath hum denge, aur Na bhi gire to.. EK LAAT HUM DENGE. :D

9 years ago

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Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye baitha tha..

9 years ago

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Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga? Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega. Sir gusse se: Kyu ?? Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.

9 years ago

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Funy poetery bohet dabaya pait ko magar nahi aya poun bohet dabaya pait ko magar nahi aya poun lekin jub aya poun to sub ney kaha ooon houn

9 years ago

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Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_

9 years ago

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Ajeeb shi Halat He Tere Jane Ke Baad Bhuk Nhi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad Mere Paas 8 Samosy The Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere jane ke baad.

9 years ago

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Ladki Ke T-shirt Par Bane Aeroplane Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga Girl: Kabhi Aeroplane Nahi Dekha? Boy: Aeroplane To Dekha,aisa Airport Nahi Dekha.

9 years ago

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Ek ladke apni girlfriend se milne gaya, . . kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chai(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.. . . Girlfriend ka mobile sofaype ... dekh kar ladke ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai.. ?? . . Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.. . . . Jab usne miss call di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

9 years ago

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Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai kI Rasm kYun h0ti hAi?? ? ? ? Dulhay k0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai k aB Bhi wAqt Hai Nangay pAoN Bhag Jao. . .

9 years ago

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fHeights of Racism !! ? A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says, ? ? “Look mommy, I made an OREO” :p

9 years ago

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Ek Shahab Har Roj Ek Restra Mein Chai Peete The, Lekin Waiter Ko Tip Diye Baigar Hi Chale Jate The, Ek Din Chaiye Peene Ke Baad Unhone Waiter Ko Bulaya Aur 50 Rupee Ka Note Dete Hue Bole- Aaj Se Tumhe Har Roj Tip Mila Kareghi. Waiter: Thanku Sir. Kal Se Aapko Bhi Juthi Chaiye Nahi Mileghi.

9 years ago

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Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai, Yaado Ki Zanjir Nazar Aati Hai, Padhe Bhi To Kya Padhe, Har Page Pe GirlFriend Ki Tasvir Nazar Aati Hai.

9 years ago

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Call me a flirt, Call me a fake; That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, Call me a geek; Call me what you want, I m just unique!

9 years ago

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Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe Tanhai Me, DiL Duba Hai Ghamo Ki Gahrai Me, Hume Mat Dhundo Duniya Ki Bhid Me, Hum Milenge Tumhe Fir Kisi Free sMs Ki Scheme Me.

9 years ago

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In Exam Student Wrote In Answer Sheet.. "Gaai Hamari Mata Hai Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai" . . Teacher Wrote A Note.. "Bail Hamara Baap Hai Marks Dena Paap Hai..

9 years ago

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Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

9 years ago

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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir? Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM...

9 years ago

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