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Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion: "Loose motion can never be done in slow motion". ...

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ऐम्प्लॉय :-सर शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है आप पे…..! मनेजर :- छुट्टी नहीं मिलेंगी…! एम्प्लॉय : सर सिर्फ शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है मुह वैसा ही है कुत्ते जैसा……!

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Arz Kiya Hai. Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu, Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? "BABA JI KA THULLU"

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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri gf ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

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Hosle Saare Aazma Baithe, Hum Zamaane ka Gham Utha Baithe, Jish Ki Chaahat Me Umr Bhar Tadpe, Ussi ki Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.

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Agr Zindgi Me Kuch Karna Hai, To Kuch Aisa Karo Ki, Jish Sheher, Jish Gali, Jis Mod-Se, Gujro To Har Ghar-Se Ek Hi Aawaz Aaye, "Papa Aa GYE, Papa Aa Gye"

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दुनिया की सबसे समझदार बीबियां कहा पायी जाती हैं..?? . . . . . . . . . स्टार प्लस के सीरियल्स में..!!

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मै खिड़की पर बैठकर यूँही गाना गा रहा था । . . .कबूतर जा जा जा । . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .तभी मेरी माँ ने नीचे से आवाज लगाई । . बेटा नेट के पैसे ले लो लेकिन गला मत फाड़ो ।:

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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P

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Uff Plzz Plzz Aur Karo Naaa Dabao Naa, Zara Zor Se Aisa Karo Apni Shirt Nikalo Apni Pant Bhi Nikal Do Meri Saadi Bhi Nikal Do Ab Zorse Dabao Aur Dabao Naa Bahut Tight Hai Plz. Aur Zorse! plz Karo Naa Plz, Ho Gaya Na Suitcase Bannd.

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Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Impress Karne Ke Chakkar Me Bike Se Gir Gaya.. . Ladki Boli : Aapko Chhot To Nahi Lagi..? . . Ladka : Aaree Hatt Pagli Hum Bike Se Aise Hi Utarte Hain..!

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1 bacha darwazey ki bell bjaney ki koshish kar raha tha 1 buzurg ney daikha to bell bja di aur poucha beta aur kuch? Bacha:baba g hun Nassooo...

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1 kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me gaon me aaya Sab ne poocha- Kya hua? Kisaan- Sahar me anaaj bech raha tha "GEHOON LE LO", Kamino ne samjha "GAY-HU-LE-LO!

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Kya Aapko Ladkiya Pasand Hai.? Kya Ladkiyo Ki Baate Sunna Chahte Hai.? Humesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Ho.? To GoL Gappe Ka TheLa Lagao.

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ये हिंदी सीरियलों में ईतने बड़े बड़े घर होते है पर साला इन्वर्टर किसी ने नही लगवाया होता, जब भी लाईट जाती है तो सब मोमबत्ती ढूंढने लगते है..

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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost... Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....! :D

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Dushman haste rahenge, Parwah na kro, Pyar kia hai to izhaar kro, Sandal aur chappal ki maar se na dro, Ashiq ho to ashiqi kro, Chup chup k apni lela se milo, Agar dekh le uska baap, Darr kr bhago keu ki baap hi krta hai paap aur ho jata hai ashiqe ka top, So top pe na aana ashqi fir bhi nibhana... Love forever ...

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Santa : Mere Samjh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Ki Mein Dentist Banu Ya Kaan Ka Doctor Banta: Isme Sochne Ki Kya Baat H. Ye To Badhi Sidhi Si Baat H. Santa: Kaise.? Banta: Ki Aadmi Ke Keval 32 Daat Hote H. Aur Kaan Sirf 2. Ab Khud Hi Soch Lo.

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Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha. Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.

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