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  • जिस बस मे बैठी हो हसीनाए उस बस के सीसे चिटक ही जाते हे ड्राइवर चाहे जितनी तेज़ चलाए बस दीवाने तो फिर भी लटक ही जाते हे..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dusra Tajmahal Ban Jayega, Bharat Pakistan Ek Ho Jayega, Insaan Chand Par Rahne Lag Jayega, Par Aapke sMs Karne Ka Mahurat Kab Aayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho, Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho, Are dost zinda ho to SMS bhejo, Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi Me Ladki Ke Pichhe Bhagoge To Ladki Paise Ke Pichhe Bhagegi, is Liye Ae Mere Dosto Tum Paise Ke Pichhe Bhago Ladki Khud Tumhare Pichhe Bhagegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aami ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 Din baad wapas aayi. Admi gusse se bola:- ab kya lene aayi hai. Biwi:- Mobile ka charger bhul gayi thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bihar Ki GaLi Mai Paan Ki Dukan, Devdaas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskaan, Devdas Ne KhiLaya Paro Ko Paan, Khaa Ke Paan Paro BoLi "Shukriya Bhai Jaan."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shivji aur parvati mata kabhi computer nahi sikh paye... . . Batao kyo? . . Kyuki! . . . . Kyoki Ganeshji bar bar mouse leke bhag jate the
    • 10 years ago



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  • Namaskar Agar Dharti Par Ho To SMS Bhejo Aasman Mein Ho To Barish Bhejo Swarg Mein Ho To Apsara Bhejo , Aur agar Narak Mein Ho To .Enjoy Yourself.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • BECHARA LADKA.. Ladki pr hath uthay to zalim, Ladki se pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade to jealous, Chup rhe to begairat, Ghar se bahar rhe to aawara, Ghar me rhe to nakara, Baccho ko dante to buzdil, N dante to laparwah, Biwi ko naukri se roke to shaki mizaz, N roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Aakhir bechara ladka kare to kare kya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile
    • 10 years ago



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  • DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye. Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. Lik
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss: Tum Itni Der Tak Office Me Kyon Baithte Ho? Raj: Sir, Me Or Meri Biwi Dono Job Karte Hai. Pehle Jo Gar Pahuchega To Use Khana Pakana Padega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h....:-D by Chandu
    • 10 years ago



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