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New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.

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"Beta, mann lagake padhai karna" "Par maa, Mann ki DVD toh Dadi ke ghar pe hai" :-P

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Dulha Kmre Me!n Aata Ha! Or Cha!r Sey Tkra K Zmeen Par G!r Gya, Dulhan Ghbraa K Aslam Bha! Araam Sey.... . . . . Moral :- Or Kro Cous!n Sey,,,,,,,,,, :”:”:”:”:”: SHAAD! :”:”:”:”:”:

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Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye? Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha, Inspector: Phir? Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.

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बेटा: पापा, मैं दोस्त के घर के लिए कहकर आया, मैं असल में G.B. Road आया था। . पापा: तो अब क्यों बता रहा है?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . बेटा: रेड पड़ गयी। छुड़ा लो थाने स

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फेसबुक: - मैं सबको जानता हूं। गूगल: - मेरे पास सब कुछ है इंटरनेट: - मेरे बिना तुम सब कुछ नहीं! . . . . चार्जर : - आवाज नीचे!

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Sardarji Aapko logo ne Q mara ? SaRdar: Are yar mere doodh ke glass pr, Uska pallu gir gaya tha., Maine kaha madam jara pallu uper kijiye Doodh pina hai...

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EK TELUGU WALA THA UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI

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जिंदगी में जो लोग रिश्तेदारो को वैल्यू नहीं देते उन्हें सबसे बड़ी परेशानी एफडी का नॉमिनी ढूंढ़ने में आती है ।

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Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. Banta:woh kaise? Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

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Jungle Badhaao Desh Bachaao Pasina Bahaao Paisa Kamaao Message Bhejo Frndship Badhaao Nahi To Switch Off Karo Mobile.. . . "Battery Bachaao"..!

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Santo : Mein Hamesha Tumhare Letter Pe Lagi Ticket Ko Kiss Karti Hu. Mujhe Pata Hai Tumne Use Apne Hontho Se Lagakar Chipkaya Hoga. Santa: Oh Pagal Kahi Ki, Mein Unhe Gum Se Chipkata Hu.

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Wife: Mein Tumhari Jindagi Ki Kitab Hoon.. Husband: Yahi To Afsos Hai.. Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.. Man Kaha Kitab Padhte Hain.. >>Waris ali

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Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy-papa. Mummy-papa. Nahi-Wife. Nahi-Girlfriend Bilkul Bhi Nahi Sirf Aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni CHAPPAL.

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Teacher: "Kids, What Does The Chicken Give You?" Student: "Meat! "Teacher: "Very Good! Now What Does The Pig Give You?" Student: "Bacon! "Teacher: "Great! And What Does The Fat Cow Give You? "Student: "Homework!"

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A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRND n GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.

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Log Kahte Hai Ki, "Kaash Padhai Pyar Ki Tarah Hoti, Bas Apne Aap Ho jati" Hum Kehte Hai Ki, "Kaash Pyar Padhai Ki Tarah Hota, Parents Maar-Maar Ke Karwate."

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Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!

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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

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He- ♪♪ Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi? ♪♪ She- ja na be Tharki. Paka Mat :-D :-D

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