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  • A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhakat Subah Mandir Gaya Bhagwan Ke Darshan Karne, Aur Cycle Wahi Bhul Aaya. Yaad Aane Par Dodta Hua Gaya, Uski Cycle Wahi Salamat Thi. Iss Par Kush Hokar Weh Dobara Bhagwan Ke Samne Hath Jodne Gaya. Lekin Jab Wapas Aaya To Cycle Gayab Thi. Jai Ho Ghante Wale Bhagwan Ki Mil Gaya Baba Ji Ka Thulu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Santa dukan ja ke dukandar se kaha:" jara machhis dena... . . . . . . . Dukandar ne lighter utha ke diya.. . . Santa gussey mein dukandar ko ek jor ka thapad lagaya aur bola:' Pagal saaley, lighter se koyi kaan khujata hain..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T” Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna “STOP” . . 2nd day Beti: MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya, to Me ne b ek sath kaha- “DON’T STOP”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ham Dosti Nibhana Jante Hai. Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Ho Dava Jante Hai. Hame Bhulne Ki Koshis Mat Karna A Dost. Ham Gala Dabana Bhi Jante Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Yaro Ki Yaari Pe Shaq Nahi Karte Jab DON Msg Bhejta Hai To Bak-Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan Karte Ho Jab DON Busy Hota Hai Ab Jab DON Free Hai To SMS Nahi Karte! Kasamkhan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . ... Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,, . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. ... . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya.. . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini Teachar Hai Jo ab hamare beech nhin rahin..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h....:-D by Chandu
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरी और मेरे चार्जर की हालात एक जैसी हैं...
    मैं सारा दिन फोन में घुसा रहता हु और चार्जर मेरे फोन में...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • daal mein jo kala hai ji wo garam masala hai ji aik pal ki humein khabr nahein maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai jo minister ka sala hai ji hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji hum unn ka kya churaate thay jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
    • 10 years ago



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  • POWER_HOUSE SaNTa-KaaM K LiyE Bai RaKh Lete H. PreeTo-Nahi ChahiyE. SaNTa-Q? PreeTo-TuMhri Adat Ko Mai Janti Hu. Me Bhi To Bai BanKar Hi Aayi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Padhai Ke Sath Sath Ishq Bhi Jaruri Hai, Warna Student Life Adhuri Hai, Dono Ko Nibhana Padta Hai, Ek Me Dimag To Ek Me DiL Lagana Padta Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कभी तुम लड़की के पीछे कभी बजरंग दल तुम्हारे पीछे। टू मच फन
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapko miss karna.. roz ki baat hai. Yaad karna.. aadat ki baat hai. Aap se duur rehna.. kismat ki baat hai. Magar aap ko jhelna.. himmat ki baat hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • डाली डाली सबने नजर डाली, किसी ने अच्छी डाली तो किसी ने बुरी डाली, पर मैने डाली नजर जिस डाली पर उस डाली को माली ने काट डाली ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junun Nahi Karti Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Junun Nahi Karti Eis Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Wali Miss Call To Karti Hai Phon Nahi Karti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- How Many Planets Are There? . Santa- Mercury,Venus,Jupiter Vagerah Vagerah . Teacher-Aur Batao? . Santa-Aur Bas..Sab Badhiya!! Maata Rani Ki Kripa Ap Sunao???
    • 10 years ago



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  • MAA – Beta Apple Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Mango Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Orange Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega.”
    • 10 years ago



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