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  • छोटी छोटी मगर मोटी बातें : "Eco Friendly दिवाली के चक्कर में मत पड़ो. . जम कर पटाखे फोड़ों. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna hai ladkiya chalak hoti hai but unhe pata nhi ladke chalak ke baap hote hai. Kaise? Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai. Ladke kharch karte hai. Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai. Its 4 all.
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK Aadmi Jo Nashe Mein Ladkadate Hue Bar Se Bahar Nikle, We Apni Car Mein Baithne Lage To Police Wala Teji Se Unki Seat Tak Pahucha, Usne Pucha Kahi Aapka Drivng Ka Irada To Nahi H. To Kya Tum Chahte Ho Ki Mein Aisi Halat Mein Paidal Ghar Pahuchu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo mud mud k dekh rahi thi hume hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe hum unhe wo hume wo hume hum unhe kyoki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha na hume.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aeroplane Wright Brothrs Cycle Macmillan Telephone Graham Bell Telescope Galileo Exams Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy Poetery Ager Aj iqbal zinda hotey to Zardari sey farmatey wabasta rah-e-shajer Sey umeed-e-bahaar rakh Kisey khoti maa daya bachya thora tey hath hola rakh
    • 10 years ago



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  • She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya ? . . . Me :- Nahi, Sorry Main Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • गिरा दे जितना पानी है तेरे पास ऐ बादल, ये प्यास किसी की लेने से बुझेगी तेरे बरसने से नहीं..!! ? ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Updesh: Daru Pine Se Jindgi Ki Problem Solve Nahi Hoti. Gyaan: Aise To Juice Pine Se Bhi, Problem Solve Nahi Hoti. Isliye Karo Wohi Jo Lage Sahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti, Batao Chalo Mein btata hun. Ans. FIRE BRIGADE, Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi, Aag lagana hy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- hm 45 bhai behan h Grl- what ? tmhare ghr population check krne wale nhi aaye the ... Boy - Aaye the pr hm padh rahe the , vo COACHING centr samajh kr chley gaye the
    • 10 years ago



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  • डूब :point_left_tone1::swimmer_tone1: चुका हूँ
    अब तुम:point_right_tone1: शाम :point_left_tone1::waning_crescent_moon: बन जाओ,
    मैं :cop_tone1:बन जाता हूँ नशा:point_left_tone1:
    तुम:point_left_tone1::bride_with_veil_tone1: जाम:point_right_tone1::beers::beer: बन जाओ..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Jokes SMS
  • "Happy Pagal Day" Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Aapki Nazar Me Dunya Ka Sab Se Bada Pagal Ho, Maine To Bhej Diya Ab Muje Send Kar Ke Maha Paglo Wali Harkat Mat Karna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1bar 1ladki sunsan gali me akeli ja rahi thi. 1 Ladka samne aya dono bilkul pas aa gaye ladka side ho gaya ladki chali gayi Moral:Sab tere tarah kamine nehi hote
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya
    • 10 years ago



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