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  • दोस्त से मिलने अस्पताल गया तो वो बोला.. दर्द दिलो के कम हो जाते अगर.. सेब के बदले सिगरेट ले आते
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai Perfume Earring Suits Flowers Chocolates...!! . . Aur ladke.. . . Ye le LADKI ka number.. Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai :- yr ye bapu g intni bheed saath lekar kyo chalte te? Circuit :- unka maanna ta sanghatn mai shakti hai . . . . . Or akele mai fathi hai . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Impress Karne Ke Chakkar Me Bike Se Gir Gaya.. . Ladki Boli : Aapko Chhot To Nahi Lagi..? . . Ladka : Aaree Hatt Pagli Hum Bike Se Aise Hi Utarte Hain..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut Dard Hota He Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki.. . . . . Tumhara Aur Tumhare Aage Wale Ka Answer 1 Hi Hai.. . . . Tab Dil Se Aawaz Ati He To Saale Sawal Bhi To 1 Hi Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर बेमतलब खर्च करोगे तो आपकी औलाद तंग होगी.... सलीम खान को देख लो......अपनी सारी कहानियां बेच डाली, अब सलमान बिना कहानी वाली फिल्म करता फिरता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai? Santa: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf ­- nari= paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari.. :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki independence day ke liye. . Indian flag lene gayi.. .. . . Flag dekhkar ladki ne kuch kaha.. Jise sunkar dukaanwala behosh ho gaya. . . . . . . Gusse what did ladki say. . ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Issme aur colour dikhaao. . . ! !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love before marrige jaan tum nahi to main nahi main nahi to tum nahi After marrige ley fair aj tou nai ya main nai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye Na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai. Jo apna samjh kar apni GIRLFRIEND Se ek KISS dila d mujhe us sacche Dost ki TALAS hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hathi ghoda palki JAI KANHAIYA LAL KI .!. Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya: Listen mere lala, ....Wo City Ki item Tu Village Ka Gwala Thats why U Kala... ➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए? मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी। डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते। मरीज: वही तो किया था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.
    • 10 years ago



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  • She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya ? . . . Me :- Nahi, Sorry Main Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all husband or man...
    • 10 years ago



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