Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do
Yaaro.. Pyar Ko Laat Maaro
Yaaro.. Meri Baat Maano Yaaro,
Na Chandramukhi Na Paaro..
Roz Raat Ek Kingfisher Maaro,
Aur Chain Se Zndgi Guzaaro..!
Mat Puchh sMs Ki Inteha Kaha Tak Hai,
Tu Karle Kanjusi Teri Takat Jaha Tak Hai,
sMs Ki Umid Nahi Hai Tujh Se Aey Dost,
Hume To Dekhna Hai
Tu Kanjus Kaha Tak Hai.
पति कमरे में बैठा शराब पी रहा था.
यह देखकर पत्नी गुस्से से तमतमा कर बोली -
“आपने तो कहा था कि बिना किसी Reason शराब को हाथ भी नहीं लगाएंगे फिर ये सब क्या है ?”
पति – “Reason है पगली … Reason है …
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अब देखो, दीवाली आ रही है … राकेट चलाने के लिए खाली बोतल चाहिए कि नहीं … ???
Teacher-Baccho roz majjh da taza dudh piya karo dimaag tezz hunda a...
Student-KAnU jhooth boli jandi j aida hunda ta sada katta A,B,C na parhda hunda...
Whole Life Explain In One Song!!!
Age 1 To 15: Naino Me Sapna
15 To 25: Sapno Me Sajna
25 To 35: Sajna Pe Dil Agaya
35 To 75: Kyu Sajna Pe Dil Agaya
Samaj Gaye To Thoko Like...
Ek College Mein Ladke Aur Ladki Ke,
Bich Mein Ladayi Ho Rahi Thhi
Ladke Ne Uski Ch00t Mein Ungli De Di
Ladki: Teri Ye Himmat?
Ladka: Tune Hi To Kaha Thha,
Ungli Niche Kar Ke Baat Kar.
SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo.
SANTA: koi b chalega,
Nurse: kaise chalega?
SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana
hai.
Ladki ki medical report galti se
exchange ho gayi.....
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Dr. - You are Pregnant!!!!!
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Ladki - OMG!!!!
Ab toh Carrot aur Banana par bhi Bharosa nahi Raha!
jo samjh gya , thoko like
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
School Ke Dino Me Pyar Hua,
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar,
Jawab Aaya Kitaab Me Chhupkar,
Kabhi Mulakat Hui Hi Nahi,
Kyuki Kitab Kabhi Humne KhoLi Hi Nahi.