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ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi design bana de .
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Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo,
Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul
Rahi.
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Zindgi Me Ladki Ke Pichhe Bhagoge To Ladki Paise Ke Pichhe Bhagegi,
is Liye Ae Mere Dosto Tum Paise Ke Pichhe Bhago Ladki Khud Tumhare Pichhe Bhagegi.
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Teri dosti sala apun ko itni pasand he,
Jaise ullu ko raat,dentist ko dant,
Gadhe ko laat,raja ko gaddi,
Kute ko haddi,our nange ko chaddi.
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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો... :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે. તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી. ખાતા નહીં, હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
9 years ago
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Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,
Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai
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Rich man: Aj mere pas 14 car, 18 bike,
4 bunglow,
3 farmhouse hai, TUMHARE pas kya hai?
POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai,
Jiska Girlfrnd
teri beti Hai;-)
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A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya.....
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पत्नी: मेरे पास सबूत है कि तुम्हारा चक्कर पड़ोसन के साथ है।
पति: क्या सबूत है?
पत्नी: उसका पति कल रात तुम्हारी अंडरवियर पहनकर आया था।
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Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
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Whole Life Explain In One Song!!!
Age 1 To 15: Naino Me Sapna
15 To 25: Sapno Me Sajna
25 To 35: Sajna Pe Dil Agaya
35 To 75: Kyu Sajna Pe Dil Agaya
Samaj Gaye To Thoko Like...
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DiL U Hi Kisi Par Aata Nahi,
Pyar U Hi Kiya Jata Nahi,
Pyar Karo To Dard Sehne Ki Aadat Daal Lena,
KyuKi Ye Wo Dard Hai
Jo MOOV Se Bhi Jata Nahi.
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Ek Makhkhi Ganje Aadmi K Sir Pe Baithi Thi,
Dusre Ne Kaha- Wah! Kya Ghar Mila Tujhe,
1st Makhkhi- Nahi Re, Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
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Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai
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Ladkiyo Ko Ezzat Do.
Q Ke Agar Aaj Tum Unko Ezzat Dogey Toh.
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Kal Ko Ho Sakta Hai K Woh Bhi Tum Ko Apni Ezzat De Den.
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Maa-Nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak?
Beti-Boyfrnd k sath
Maa-Kr aayi n mu kala?
Beti-To kya hua maa,
Fair & lovly hai n
7din me gorapan vapas..!
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औरतें भी अजीब होती हैं..:smirk: देवदास का शाहरुख़ इन्हें रोमांटिक' लगता है, और अपना पति शराब पिए, तो 'बेवड़ा' लगता है।" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
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Wife: Mein Tumhari Jindagi Ki Kitab Hoon..
Husband: Yahi To Afsos Hai.. Calendar Hoti To Har Saal
Change To Kar Leta..
Man Kaha Kitab Padhte Hain..
>>Waris ali
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Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
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