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2 Boyz talking: Aaj ki larkiyan: Khudaa bachaye humein in haseeno say Dil Nasheeno say Maha jabino say . . . . Magar in ko kon bachaye hum kamino say. haha

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Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.. . . . . . . . . Ki . . . . . . . . . . Cream Biscuit Main Cream Hoti Hai Lekin.. . . . . . . . . . Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger Nahi Hota ...

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Koun Kehta Hai K Sirf Mohabbat Me Hi Dard Hota Hai.. . Koun Kehta Hai K Sirf Mohabbat Me Hi Dard Hota Hai.. . . . Kambakht Darwaze Me Ungli Fas Jaye...Dard K Mare Jaan Nikal Jati Hai!!!

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SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???

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मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया, नर्सों में कहाँ दम था. मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया, उसके नीचे बम था.

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Jb Hme Neend Aati H, Or Nindo Me Khwab Aate H, Tb Kwabo Me Aap, Sirf Aap Aate H, Pr Jb Apke Sath Apke Baap Aate H, Tb Na To Neend Aati H Or Na Hi Khwab Aate H.

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Padhai Ke Sath Sath Ishq Bhi Jaruri Hai, Warna Student Life Adhuri Hai, Dono Ko Nibhana Padta Hai, Ek Me Dimag To Ek Me DiL Lagana Padta Hai.

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Agar aap kisi ko tahe dil se pyaar karte ho..... . . . To . . . To . . . To . . . . Ye aapka problem hai..... :-P Meko kya Bhugto

10 years ago

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 पीढियां खप गई पता लगाते लगाते कि दुनिया किस मिट्टी की बनी है। . . . और एक समाज सेविका ने एक मिनट मे बता दिया।। . . . ये दुनिया पीतल की......

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Kabhi kabhi Mere Dil me Sawal aata hai? , , , , , , , Kya? Sawal dhundh rahe ho, Sorry,Aaj nahi aaya Bola na kabhi kabhi aata hai.

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4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.

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मुझको देश की गरीबी का असली एहसास तो तब हुआ... जब ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;SCOOTY साफ़ करने का कपड़ा भी कोई चुरा के ले गया.

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Raat Ko Padhte Padhte Ek Khayal Aaya, Uthaya Pen Aur Paper, Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banai, Bed + Razai = Bhaad Me Jaye Padhai. K.k

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God: "beta, koi mannat maango..??" . . Student: "Plz Mujhe Meri School Life Lauta Do..." . . . God: "Beta, Maine Tumhe mannat Mangne Ko Kaha"JANNAT"Nahi..

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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye maine dusra gal agge kar diya.......

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Ye v hai kal ke bat jra ye btayiye, tha isme kiska hath jra ye btayiye, are kaise gujari rat jra ye btayiye, kal the sb kiske sath jra ye btaiye.! $p

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Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl: check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

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Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja. Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.

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बेटा : पापा आप शराब मत पिया करो पापा : पीने दे बेटा, साथ और क्या ले कर जाना है बेटा : इसी तरह पीते रहे तो छोड़कर भी क्या जाओगे ।

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