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  • Hello. Hello Hello Hello Hello Kya Awaaj Nahi Aa Rahi?? Ab Ab Ab Ab Bhi Nahi?? Kaise Aaye Gi Pagal? Ye Sms Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha . . Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai, Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab Police: Kya Mazburi Thi Saale . . . Shrabi: Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha, Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहली पड़ोसन ने वॉट्सऐप इंस्टॉल करने के बाद दूसरी को मैसेज किया..., - तुम्हारे पति की फोटो सेंड कर दो। दूसरी पड़ोसन मैसेज करते हुए- क्यों क्या अपने पति की सूरत से दिल नहीं भर रहा। पहली पड़ोसन-अरे वो क्या है कि मुझे अपनी भाभी को जोक्स भेजना था सोचा, क्यों न पूरा जोकर भेजकर सरप्राइज कर|:D:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-R
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain… :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Actually Basically Biologically Technically Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically Electrically Normally Mechanically & Finally I Am So Sweet…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki-ab ke baras sawan me. Aanch lagegy ki tan me. . . . Ladka-mere naina saavan bhado. Phir v mera man pyasa. Ladki-rajesh khanna rahoge to aisa hi hoga. Imran hashmi bano. @take care.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me gaon me aaya Sab ne poocha- Kya hua? Kisaan- Sahar me anaaj bech raha tha "GEHOON LE LO", Kamino ne samjha "GAY-HU-LE-LO!
    • 10 years ago



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  • रिजल्ट आने के बाद न्यूज़ चैनल्स जो, हप्ते भर टॉपर्स स्टोरी दिखते हैं वो भी, आत्महत्या के लिए उकसाता है, इस पर प्रतिबंध लगा देना चाहिए..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Always remember: When a girl cancels a date it is because She “Has To” and When a boy cancels a date it si becasuse He “Has Two
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta . . . . . Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ? . . . . . . Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise.. xD
    • 10 years ago



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  • क्या जनवरी क्या फरवरी..
    क्या करे नवम्बर दिसम्बर को,
    जब तुम :person_with_blond_hair:‍♀ही नहीं :point_up:मेरे :slight_smile:पास
    ते आग :fire:लगे कलेंडर:calendar_spiral: को....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat Dilo Ko Awara Banati Hai, Gardish Me Rahne Walo Ko Sitara Banati Hai, Mohabbat Control Me Rahe To Ok Warna, Kisi Ko Mummy To Kisi Ko Papa Banati Hai ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye mere Dosto..... Aaj mai itna khus hu ki, . . . puchho mat Qki kisi ne aaj mere mobile par kisi ne internet pack ka recharge krwa diya. thank god nhi to aaj mai meri GF se chatting kaise karta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu V/S Teacher Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye. . . . Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain, OR Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain . How many likes for apna pappu ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahiaati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Aapko Paisa, Bangla, Reputation, Shakti-Bhakti Pyar, Car, Aur, Aur, Aur, Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, "LALCHI" Itna Kafi Nahi Hai Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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