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वो बेवफा होती तो यारों बात और थी उसकी वफ़ा से ही दिल में जखम है। हर दुसरे दिन उसका मैसेज आ जाता है “मोबाइल रिचार्ज करा दो बैलेंस ख़तम है”

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Apki Yad Ati Hai Itni Asman Me Roshni Hai Jitni Yaqeen Nahi To Call Karke Dekhiye Hum Karenge Bat Apse Utni Apke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni!!!

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Tulsidas G kehte h... Pyar kbhi na krna pardesi se, rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar krna hamesa padosi se, Roz blcony se drshan to ho jayenge....lucky

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Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath bike per jaty dekh liya Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua? Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai

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Ek Nayi Dulhan Ne Apni Saheli Se Kaha, Mein Apne Pati Ke Liye Dang Ka Nasta Nahi Bana Pati, We Mujhse Bahut Naraj Ho Jate Rehte H. Aakir Kya Karu. Saheli Ne Kaha- Tum Chinta N Karo Mein Tumhara Nasta Bana Diya Karungi. Nahi! Dulhan Ne Aah Bharte Hue Kaha- Tum Kaha Tak Meri Madad Karogi Behan, Wo To Ye Bhi Kehte H Ki Tumhe Dang Se Pyar Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.

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Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

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Karz Rishte Ka Ada Kon Karega, Dost Nahi Raha To Pyar Kon Karega, Aey Khuda Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna, Warna Meri Shadi Me Daar P K Drama Kon Karega.

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Dil ne Socha khat Likhu Mili na Shayri PyarWali Socha Phul Bheju Mili nA Dali Gulab wali Isliye Sms Bheja hai Taki Tute na Dosti Pyar Wali Swee2

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Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain, tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain. Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain, Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain. humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain. Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli, Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli. Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga, juma k din clinic band rahy ga.

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ladk ladki se ye lo or chooso jab tak ap choos sakti ho chooso . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladki aaj to maza aa gaya ladka or choosan h ladki haa ye lo jaldi jaldi chooso , , , , , , , , . Ladki ab bas . . . . . . . . . Ok apki marji . . . . . . . Apne kya soch . . . . . . . Bora socha kya . . Hahahahahahaha . . . Dosto barf ka gola

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Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bh@nsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

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Friday is like Dating Saturday is like Marriage Sunday is like Honeymoon Monday to Thursday is like Married Life.. :-P :-D

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Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers? Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!

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पत्नी : शादी के पहले आप मुझे कहाँ-कहाँ घुमाते थे ! होटल, सिनेमा,आसपास के नजारे और न जाने क्या क्या ? और जब शादी हुई तो घर के बाहर भी नही लेके जाते। पति : अरी भाग्यवान ! कभी चुनाव के बाद प्रचार देखा है ?

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Arz Kiya Hai: Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Wah Wah! Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Kisi Ne Kaha: "Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye, Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge"!

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कानपुरिया धमाका टीचर (लड़के से) : “काहे बे… कल स्कूल काहे नहीं आए…..??” लड़का : “काहे… कल जौ आये रहें… उनका कलेक्टर बना दिए हो का…??”

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वेलेन्टाईन :couple_with_heart: डे आने वाला हे किसी के पास एक्सट्रा गर्लफ्रेन्ड :couple: हो तो मुझे दे सकते हो.

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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

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Sacha Dost Wo hy jo Ap ki ankh me pehla ansu dekhy To 2sra ansu ponch ly 3sra ansu rokley OR 4tha ansu dekhy to 1 thapar mar k kahy Ley ab khul k ro

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1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! Khan

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