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Friday is like Dating Saturday is like Marriage Sunday is like Honeymoon Monday to Thursday is like Married Life.. :-P :-D

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Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe, "Hey Bhagwan ya tune kya kiya."

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Teacher : English me counting sunao Student : One, Two, Three, Four Teacher: Aage? Student : Get on the dance floor Gets kicked out :-P

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Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota, Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota, Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se, Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota, Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta, Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota, Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha, Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota, Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana, Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

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"Ek Mashwra" *take care* . "Ek Request" *bhul na jna* . "Ek Tamana" *khush rho* . "Ek Khwahish" *Apka sath* . "Ek Such" *I MISS YOU.........

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Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai, Yaado Ki Zanjir Nazar Aati Hai, Padhe Bhi To Kya Padhe, Har Page Pe GirlFriend Ki Tasvir Nazar Aati Hai.

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Wife:ager main gum ho jaoun to tum kaya karo gey? Husbend:akhbar main ishtiyar doun ga wife:kaya likhwao gey? Husbend:jino labi odi

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ek 3rd class ke bacche ne apni girl friend ko shayari likhi. kya teri chaal hai aur kya teri leela mai tera Tees Maar Khan aur tu hai meri Sheela

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Zindagee Ek Sadak Hai, Masti Se ChaLte Raho, Aate Hai Utaar Chadaav, Bas Gear BadaLate Raho.

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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi sweet , par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.

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Maine aapko Phone Kiya To Network Bola,Namskar, Murkho Ki Dunia Mein aapka Swagat Hai, aap Jis Murkh Se Is Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain Uska DIMAG Out Of Coverage Hai..Waris ali

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Bikhre Aanshu Ke Moti Piro Na Sake, Teri Yaad Hum Raat Bhar So Na Sake, Beh Na Jaaye FACE CREAM Saari, Ye Soch Kar Hum Zyada Ro Bhi Na Sake.

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? Pappu: Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se Teacher: Wo Kaisi Pappu: Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane PeeneKi Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye.

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Kitna mausam suhana hai, thandi- thandi Baris ka ana jana hai, kuchh sms kar liya karo varna, is balance se kya apni shadi ka card chhapbana hai Khan

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Humare To Saare Khwaab Usi Din Chur-Chur Ho Gye, Aey Dosto, Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Aayi, To Mummy Boli.. "Beta Didi Ke Liye Pani Le Aa"

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Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde: 1-Time ki bacht 2-Chain ki Nind 3-koi Mis Call nhi 4-Koi tension nhi 5-No Boring Sms 6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha. Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn. Samjo kamino

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Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ? Dukhi Rehte Hai ? Neend Nhi Aati ? Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ? To. To. To. To. To. Samjo Lo Ki Vitamin "She"Ki Kami Hai...!!

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill … . . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Moral: Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bil grin.png

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . ... Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,, . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. ... . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya.. . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini Teachar Hai Jo ab hamare beech nhin rahin..!!

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Accident hua. . . .ek admi ka hath cut gya or wo jor jor se chilane lagaPapu Oye ro kyu rha hai hath hi to cut a haiWo dekh us admi ko uska Gala cut gya hai phir v chup chap leta hai .

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