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  • Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru, Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dost aisi tadap hai jo dil se nahi nikala jata, Dil mein chupi aag ko bujahaya nahi jata, Kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein, Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Apni Girlfriend Se: Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf .. . . Branded T-Shirt hai.. Phat Gayi to Bahut marunga, Maa kasam..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery faqet is liye hum ney mahfilon main jana chor diya k Kahin koi puoch na ley k parhai kaisi chal ri hai Ley dus mama tou kuri daini ay mino
    • 10 years ago



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  • He- ♪♪ Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi? ♪♪ She- ja na be Tharki. Paka Mat :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • murga -me tumse bahut pyar karta hu, murgi- chal hut apni shakl dekhi he aaine me, murga-me sach kah raha hu me thumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu, murgi-chal ak unda dekar dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver ? Kapil :kitna paisa hua? Auto wala : 30 Rs.. Kapil :- Ye le 15 Rs Auto Wala:- Ye kya sirf 15 Rs..ye to cheating hai Kapil:- Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..to sharing ka paisa kon dega,Tera baap?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaha Dosti Waha Pyar Jaha Pyaar Waha Isq Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat Jaha Mohabat Waha Judai Jaha Judai Waha Dard Jaha Dard Waha ‘Zandu Bam’
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bande Ne Ek Function Organize Kiya . . Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain . . Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola . . Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye. 10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf. . . Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye. 10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye . . Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha "Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkho ro"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life me PAISA, PYAR, DOST Sab Aate Hai Par Toote Huye Daant Nahi Aate Babu Msg Kar Diya Kro, Warna Meri Kasam Haste Huye Bahut Sharm Aayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya . . Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya . . . Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”. . . . Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, . . ."Ek Baar De De Baba“ . :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bacha Khoob Maar Pitayi Karke School Se Aaya. Uski Maa Ne Uska Kharoncho Se Bhara Chehra Dekha To Gusse Mein Boli. Tumne Fir Kisi Se Ladai Ki H Na? Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Samjhaya H Ki Kabhi Bhi Ladai Karne Se Pehle 10 Tak Ginti Gina Karo. Bacha: Mujhe Pata H. Lekin Dusre Ladke Ki Maa Ne Use Sirf 3 Tak Ginti Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mene Ek Murga Pakda Or Tokri Me Dala, Sala Niche Se Nikal Gya... Fir Se Pakda Or Tokri Me Dala, Fir Se Sala Niche Se Nikal Gya... Muje Bahut Gussa Aaya , Mene Use Kata , Seka, Bnaya ,Or Khaya, Fir B Sla Niche Se Nikal Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Ke Teacher Ne Student Se Pucha, Bacho Mein Station Nahi Pahuch Saka, Kyunki Meri Taxi Kharab Ho Gayi Thi- Iski English Bnao. Student: Sir Riksha Pakad Lete. Iski English Ku Banwa Rahe Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai.... 1) Dosti 2) Paisa 3) Pyaar Aur. 4) Ravivaar.....! Last vala toh rula hi deta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thanx To Smart Phones!!! Jis Ne Aaj Ki Attitude Waali Generation ko.. Sir Jhuka ke Baithna aur Chalna Seekha diya..!! >=)=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shayari karna koi sasti nahi. Shayari karna koi sasti nahi. Aur jo ladki apko dekhkar hasat nhi, to samjh lo wo tuthpest se brash karti nhi.rahul9165667719
    • 10 years ago



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  • शराबी (डॉक्टर से) - आप मेरी शराब छुड़वा सकते हो, क्या? डॉक्टर - हां क्यों नही. शराबी - तो पुलिस ने मेरी 20 बोतल पकड़ी है प्लीज छुड़वा दो.
    • 10 years ago



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