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  • Har SHABD Me ARTH Hota Hai, Har ARTH Me FARK Hota Hai, Sab Kehte Hai K Hum HASTE Bahot hai, Lekin Hasne Walon K Dil Me Bhi DARD Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Mohabbat Mein Judai Na Mile.. Wah Wah ... Aur Jo Mujhe Message Na Kare Use Thand Mein Rajai Na Mile.. Waris ali ansari
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru, Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dusra Tajmahal Ban Jayega, Bharat Pakistan Ek Ho Jayega, Insaan Chand Par Rahne Lag Jayega, Par Aapke sMs Karne Ka Mahurat Kab Aayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Paise Ki Duniya Me Do Tarah Ke Log Hote Hai, Ek Kamane Wale. Aur Dusre Kharch Karne Wale . . . Inhe Pati Aur Patni Ke Naamo Se Bhi Jana Jata Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Jante Ho Ki Ladkiyo Ki Life HAPPY Aur ENJOYMENT Wali Kyo Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? ? ? KyuKi Unko Koi Girl Friend Nahi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha. Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?” Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se” Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi? Sardar-because It Takes Care Of 1 L*nd & 2 Goti. So It Called "Langoti"..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Humko yun Pagal banana chod do. Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do. Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar. ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • JIN me basi JANKi. RUM me base RAM ,WHISKY me base VISHNU. SHAMPEN me base SHYAM, BEAR me BRAHMA. DESI me HANUMAN, kis kis ka tyag karu har BOTAL me BHAGWAN (SUNIL BANNAJI{KHIROTI})
    • 10 years ago



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  • Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door Kya Karein Yahi Hai Kudrat Ka Dastoor Purani Yaadein Sochkar Udaas Na Hona Tum Naya Saal Aaya Hai Chalo Dhoom Machale, Dhoom Machale Dhoom…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge : Tumne Chori Kyu Ki Santa? Santa : Nahi Hujur. Judge: Phir Ghar Mein Ku Ghuse The? Santa : Babli Ne Bulaya Tha Uski Maa Ne Dekh Liya To Chor-Chor Chilane Lagi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Couple Was Fighting.. . . Girl- Kamine Mai Tere Kapde Faad Dungi . . . Boy- Dekh Ab Tu Serious Fight Me Romance Ki Bat Mat Kar :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye! Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badh Jaye!! Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aa jaye, Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye. P.r
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Moh-maya Hai!! Apna Baccha Roye To, Dil Me Dard Hota Hai Aur Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me.. Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Me Dard Hota Hai Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • क्यूँ मुश्किलों में साथ देते हैं दोस्त, क्यूँ गम को बाँट लेते हैं दोस्त, न रिश्ता खून का न रिवाज से बंधा है, फिर भी ज़िन्दगी भर साथ देते हैं दोस्त.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch Ladke To Bas Esi Ummid Me Blood Donate Karte Hai
    ki Hindi Filmo Ki Tarah Kisi Cute Sweet Ladki Ko
    unka Khun Chadaya Jaega Aur Phir Vo
    dundte Dundte Unhe Pyaar Karne Aaygi
    • 10 years ago



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  • दुनिया का सबसे खतरनाक जानवर हिरन है.. जिसने सतयुग मेँ श्रीराम का और कलयुग मेँ सलमान का जीना हराम कर दिया..
    • 10 years ago



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