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  • Arz Kiya Hai...... Nahi Mera Naam Us Ke Sim Card Me, Waah... Waah... Nahi Mera Naam Us Ke Sim Card Me, Aur Me Sapna Dekhta Hu Ki Ho Uska Naam Mere RationCard Me.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Billlllll
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. Samajh gye ho to like bhi dedo warna pOgO dekhO
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Tumhe Kaise Pata Laga Ki Tum Mujhse Prem Karne Lage Ho? Banto: Jab Mere Samne Tumhe Koi Bhi, Pagal Kehta Tha To Mujhe Gussa Aata Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Don Ki Call Ka Intezar To Colleges Ki Larkiya Kar Rahi Hain Magar Don Sirf Miss Calls Karta Hain Kyon Ke Don Memon Hai Kasamkhan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Khaa ke pan, Paro boli “Shukriya Bhai Jan.
    • 9 years ago



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  • One day Ravan went to a disco. aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya . kyun? kyun? bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head
    • 9 years ago



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  • कमजोर दिल वाले ईसे ना पढें…. खतरनाक शायरी खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था वाह वाह फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai....... Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai....... Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo....... jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funy Question Ager Shadi Ki Rat Apka Bed Toot Jaye To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kya Waja Batao Gay? Reply Me. Apne Doston Ko Send Karo Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gay
    • 9 years ago



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  • Machchar Maarne Ka Ek Naya Style.. Pahle Ek Machchar Pakdo Phir Use Zameen Par Leta Do aur Use GudGudi Karo.. Jaise Hi Wo Hasne Ke Liye Mukh Khole Saale Ke Mukh Mein All Out Daal Do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height, health, good nature, kind heart, smart luk, style. Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Best sMs Of 1946. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab Mobile Tha Kya.? Bas Pagal Ho Jaate Hai Mera Message Padhne Ke Liye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Chennai Ko Kiu Chennai Kehte He? Student: Sir Chennai Ke Log Lungi Pehente Hai Or Lungi Mein Chen Nehi Hoti Hai Isliya To Chennai Ko Chennai Kehte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya mast air chal raele hai Cow log grass eat kar raele hai Dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hain DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ladki ( fish tank me dekhakr.) : ye machhliya itni sunder kyu hoti he ?. ladka ( sprite pite hue ): kyo ki wo kapde nai pahenti...! . .sidhi bat no bakwas.. Boy : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he ! Girl : utaru kya ? Boy : chal hat pagli esse achhi to teri jeans he...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rab kare aap ko sab miley Himmat Izzat Rupaiya Bungalow Style Smile Personality Popularity Car Pyar . . Ab bhi button daba rahe ho LAALCHI.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sharabi Train Ki Patri Par So Gaya, Ek Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega Uth Ja, Sharabi: “Saale Abhi Aeroplane Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To Train Hai Hi Kya Cheez.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband- hypnotis karna kya hota hai. Wife- Kisi ko apne control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwana. Husband- Chal joothi use to SHADI kehte hai..
    • 9 years ago



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