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  • बीवी ने बड़े प्यार से पति के गले में बाहें डाली और पूछा, कैसी लग रही हूं जी? . . पति: जैसे भगवान शंकर के गले में नागिन लिपटी हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jindagi Behaal Hai,Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai,Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai,Kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai,Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri,Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का स्पीडब्रेकर के ऊपर से गाड़ी निकालेगा या साइड से.. ये इसपे डिपेंड करता है कि, पीछे दोस्त बैठा है या गर्लफ्रेंड..
    • 10 years ago



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  • बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर, मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर रंग फेंका था । कल मैने भी बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है कह के, उस पर बम फेक दिया । अब सारा मोहल्ला रात भर से मुझे ढूंढ़ रहा है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aapko miss karna.. roz ki baat hai. Yaad karna.. aadat ki baat hai. Aap se duur rehna.. kismat ki baat hai. Magar aap ko jhelna.. himmat ki baat hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-R
    • 10 years ago



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  • “Boyfriend” Is Like “pannipuri”, Always Tasty….
    “Lover” Is Like “Pizza”, Hot & Spicy….
    “Husband” Is Like “Daliya”, No Other Option
    BUT Good For Health…!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • Ek Nishanebaaj Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Karne Ka Aadi Tha, Jab Uske Shadi Ki Baat Chali To Wo Dosto Se Bola, Kyu Na Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Kiye Jaye. Kisi Ameer Ki Iklauti Ladki Se Shadi Ki Jaye. Taaki Aaurat Ke Sath-Sath Jamin-Jayedaad Bhi Mile. Shadi Ek Baad Dosto Ne Pucha : Kaho, Yaar Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Hue Ya Nahi.? Nishane Baaj : Iss Baar To 2 Shikar Ho Gaye. Dulhan Sunder H, Dhani Baap Ki Eklauti Beti H Aur Garbwati Bhi H .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte, Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte. Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par, Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par, Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate, Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi.. :)) Ladki sharma k boli: "yes." Ladka pyar se bola: To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon behan..?? Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota..:-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . ! . . Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi.. . . . Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant???? . . ... . . . girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati hu toh m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ... .. Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de . Milan
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ... waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs. Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Lakcman dono patang uda rahe the, Tabhi Ravan upar se unki patang pakad leta hai, Lakcman bolta hai ravan meri patang chod de, Ram bolta hai mangal bhavan aa mangal hari neeche aava patak ke mari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak? Beti-Boyfrnd k sath Maa-Kr aayi n mu kala? Beti-To kya hua maa, Fair & lovly hai n 7din me gorapan vapas..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Aise Ghar Me Ho, Jaha Sasur Maldaar Ho, Aur Saas Bimaar Ho, Saale Sidhesade Ho, Patni Kaisi Bhi Chalegi, Par Saaliya, Do-Chaar Ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS