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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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Everything is dangerous, my dear fellow. If it wasn't so, life wouldn't be worth living.

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A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.

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I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.

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In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.

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Before Turner there was no fog in London.

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If a man needs an elaborate tombstone in order to remain in the memory of his country, it is clear that his living at all was an act of absolute superfluity.

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I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss.

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Life, Lady Stutfield, is simply a mauvais quart d'heure made up of exquisite moments.

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When I went to America I had two secretaries, one for autographs, one for locks of hair. Within six months the one had died of writer's cramp, the other was completely bald.

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Hard work is amply the refuge of those who have nothing to do.

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Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

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Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

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The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1.322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26.911 words. The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

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If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

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I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

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Come down, O Christ, and help me! reach thy hand, For I am drowning in a stormier sea Than Simon on thy lake of Galilee

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It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

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All love is true, but not all truth ... is love?

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