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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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LADY STUTFIELD I adore silent men. MRS ALLONBY Oh, Ernest isn't silent. He talks the whole time. But he has got no conversation. What he talks about I don't know. I haven't listened to him for years.

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It is immoral to use private property in order to alleviate the horrible evils that result from the institutions of private property.

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Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect - simply a confession of failures.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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It was you I thought of all the time, I gave to them the love you did not need: lavished on them a love that was not theirs.

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Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob. It is through the voice of one crying in the wilderness that the ways of the gods must be prepared.

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As a wicked man I am a complete failure. Why, there are lots of people who say I have never really done anything wrong in the whole course of my life. Of course they only say it behind my back.

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It can never be necessary to do what is not honourable.

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I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

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Talent borrows, genius steals!

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The only thing I can't resist is temptation.

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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

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Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.

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Nothing is good in moderation. You cannot know good in anything until you have torn the heart out of it by excess.

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The Americans are identical to the British in all respects except, of course, language.

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Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not , that is what I mean—so Bunbury died. He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.

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Lady Bracknell. Good afternoon, dear Algernon, I hope you are behaving very well. Algernon. I’m feeling very well, Aunt Augusta. Lady Bracknell. That’s not quite the same thing. In fact the two things rarely go together.

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Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses.

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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

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