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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Irony is wasted on the stupid

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My philosophy? I'm always right and you are wrong.

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I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing.

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Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

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Punctuality is the thief of time

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No theory of life seemed to him to be of any importance compared with life itself

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Just because a man has died for it, does not make it true.

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It is immoral to use private property in order to alleviate the horrible evils that result from the institutions of private property.

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Conscience makes egotists of us all.

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Miss Prism: And you do not seem to realize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. Men should be more careful; this very celibacy leads weaker vessels astray. Chasuble: But is a man not equally attractive when married? Miss Prism: No married man is ever attractive except to his wife. Chasuble: And often, I've been told, not even to her.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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It is love, and not German philosophy, that is the true explanation of the world, whatever may be the explanation of the next.

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When liberty comes with hands dabbled in blood it is hard to shake hands with her.

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If you want to be a doormat you have to lay yourself down first.

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No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.

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ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.

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My friend is not allowed to go out today. I sit by his side and read him passages from his own life. They fill him with surprise. Everyone should keep someone else's diary; I sometimes suspect you of keeping mine.

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A method of procuring sensations? Do you think then, that a man who has once committed a murder could possibly do the same crime again? Don't tell me that." says Dorian. "Oh! anything becomes a pleasure if one does it too often," says Lord Henry

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