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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

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Caricature is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius.

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I can't stand people that do not take food seriously.

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Comfort is the only thing our civilization can give us.

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The world has been made by fools that wise men may live in it.

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To live in this world is a rare thing; most people just exist.

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It is absurd to say that the age of miracles is past. It has not yet begun.

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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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Music is the art... which most completely realizes the artistic idea and is the condition to which all the other arts are constantly aspiring.

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Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.

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What consoles one nowadays is not repentance but pleasure. Repentance is quite out of date.

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There were opium-dens, where one could buy oblivion, dens of horror where the memory of old sins could be destroyed by the madness of sins that were new.

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We who live in prison, and in whose lives there is no event but sorrow, have to measure time by throbs of pain, and the record of bitter moments.

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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Most of our modern portrait painters are doomed to absolute oblivion. They never paint what they see. They paint what the public sees, and the public never sees anything.

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A glass of absinthe is as poetical as anything in the world. What difference is there between a glass of absinthe and a sunset?

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What a silly thing love is! It is not half as useful as logic, for it does not prove anything and it is always telling one things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are not true.

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It is because Humanity has never known where it was going that it has been able to find its way.

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It is quite true that I have worshipped you with far more romance of feeling than a man usually gives to a friend. Somehow, I had never loved a woman. I suppose I never had time. Perhaps, as Harry says, a really grande passion is the privilege of those who have nothing to do, and that is the use of the idle classes in a country

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