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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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