George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, America Quotes

We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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