George W. Bush Quotes, Book Quotes, Humor Quotes

Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of the - the precious part, so to speak - I guess all land is precious, but the part that the people uniformly would not want to spoil, will not be despoiled. But there are parts of the monument lands where we can explore without affecting the overall environment.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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Kosovians can move back in.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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