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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.

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We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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