George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Decision Quotes

This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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Home is important. Its important to have a home.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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Please don't kill me!

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