George W. Bush Quotes, Country Quotes, Humor Quotes

To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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Please don't kill me!

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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The secret to humor is surprise.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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