Aristotle Quotes, Humor Quotes, Insolence Quotes

Wit is cultured insolence.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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