Mark Twain Quotes, Humor Quotes, Ignorance Quotes

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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