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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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I am easily satisfied with the very best.

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In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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God was bored by him.

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He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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