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Sarcastic Quotes 153
- He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
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- Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.
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- Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.
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- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
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- PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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- It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.
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- Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.
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- He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
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- Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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- Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
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- What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
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- Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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- Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
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- A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
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- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
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- DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
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- People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.
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- In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
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- Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
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- Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
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