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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.

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[A]ll of life, as we know it, moves in little, unavailing circles. More justly than to anything else, it can be likened to the game of baseball. Crack! we hit the ball, and away we go. If we earn a run (in life we call it success) we get back to the home plate and sit upon a bench. If we are thrown out, we walk back to the home plate -- and sit upon a bench.

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In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

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It gives men courage and ambition and the nerve for anything. It has the colour of gold, is clear as a glass and shines after dark as if the sunshine were still in it.

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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.

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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

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A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.

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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

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If you can't write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.

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A holiday in a new dresscan earth offer anything more enchanting?

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Except in streetcars one should never be unnecessarily rude to a lady.

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A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.

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Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid temples, the huckleberry pie, the wedding ring, the circus ring, the ring for the waiter, and the "round" of drinks.

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Bohemia is nothing more than the little country in which you do not live. If you try to obtain citizenship in it, at once the court and retinue pack the royal archives and treasure and move away beyond the hills.

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It couldn't have happened anywhere but in little old New York.

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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

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Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

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You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.

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