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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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Genius is born-not paid

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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