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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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