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  • A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty, and split them all. Then he lost his temper, scattered the peas in all directions and ran away
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Two Quotes , Twenties Quotes
  • Pray tell us, what's your favorite number?"... "Shiva jumped up to the board, uninvited, and wrote 10,213,223"... "And pray, why would this number interest us?" "It is the only number that describes itself when you read it, 'One zero, two ones, three twos, two threes'.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abraham Verghese Quotes , Zero Quotes , Two Quotes
  • I changed those things that were in direct - my direct control. I mean, I - look, I'm proud of the fact that, with two weeks to go, we're probably the first administration in modern history that hasn't had a major scandal in the White House.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Mean Quotes , Two Quotes