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I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his

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But it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in the most humorous sadness.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

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He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

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I don't even know what street Canada is on.

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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

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Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can see with my naked eye.

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... still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.

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I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

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Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice. Its right to this adjective had a most remarkable effect upon its price, and the advantages gained may possibly be more sentimental than real. Still, it is soothing to me to know that I have slits in my staircase through which I can discharge arrows; and there is a sense of power in the fact of possessing a complicated apparatus by means of which I am enabled to pour molten lead upon the head of the casual visitor.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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Indeed, so far from being humorous, the male American is the most abnormally serious creature who ever existed.. It is only fair to admit that he can exaggerate, but even his exaggeration has a rational basis. It is not founded on wit or fancy; it does not spring from any poetic imagination.

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They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

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