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It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

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I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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The utmost I can bear for myself in my best days is that I was one of the hundred best playwrights in the world, which is hardly a supreme distinction.

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We are not taught to think decently on sex subjects, and consequently we have no language for them except indecent language.

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The road to ignorance is paved with good editions. Only the illiterate can afford to buy good books now.

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You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.

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There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave of its victory. For without that you cannot be born again.

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If Despotism failed only for want of a capable benevolent despot, what chance has Democracy, which requires a whole population of capable voters.

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I can't talk religion to a man with bodily hunger in his eyes.

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You have no right to say that I am not sincere. I have found a happiness in art that real life has never given me. I am intensely in earnest about art. There is is a magic and mystery in art that you know nothing of.

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There is, on the whole, nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. To begin with, it is a prison. But in some respects more cruel than a prison. In a prison, for instance, you are not forced to read books written by the warders and the governor. . . .In the prison you are not forced to sit listening to turnkeys discoursing without charm or interest on subjects that they don't understand and don't care about, and therefore incapable of making you understand or care about. In a prison they may torture your body; but they do not torture your brains.

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I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

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They tell me that So-and-So, who does not write prefaces, is no charlatan. Well, I am. I first caught the ear of the British public on a cart in Hyde Park, to the blaring of brass bands,and this . . . because . . . I am a natural-born mountebank.

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But whether the risks to which liberty exposes us are moral or physical our right to liberty involves the right to run them. A man who is not free to risk his neck as an aviator or his soul as a heretic is not free at all; and the right to liberty begins, not at the age of 21 years but 21 seconds.

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A succession of eye-openers each involving the repudiation of some previously held belief.

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Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

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Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

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Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

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There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.

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