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I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

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Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

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A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself.

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Love is a simple thing and a deep thing: it is an act of life and not an illusion. Art is an illusion.

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Those who minister to poverty and disease are accomplices in the two worst of all the crimes.

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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

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Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.

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I know I began as a passion and have ended as a habit , like all husbands .

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What is self-control? It is nothing but a highly developed vital sense, dominating and regulating the mere appetites. To overlook the very existence of this supreme sense; to miss the obvious inference that it is the quality that distinguishes the fittest to survive.

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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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Men are always thinking that they are going to do something grandly wicked to their enemies; but when it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.

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Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

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The reasonable man will adjust to the demands of his environment. The unreasonable man expects his environment to adjust to his own needs. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.

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The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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You're only a beginner; and what you think is love, and interest, and all that, is not real love at all: three quarters of it is only unsatisfied curiosity.

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If you strike a child, take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life. A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven.

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Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

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When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

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