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How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .

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Fine art is the subtlest, the most seductive, the most effective instrument of moral propaganda in the world, excepting only the example of personal conduct; and I waive even this exception in favor of the art of the stage, because it works by exhibiting examples of personal conduct made intelligible and moving to crowds of unobservant unreflecting people to whom real life means nothing.

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Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

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Nationalism must now be added to the refuse pile of superstitions. We are now citizens of the world, and the man who divides the race into elect Irishmen and reprobate foreign devils (especially Englishmen) had better live on the Blaskets where he can admire himself without disturbance.

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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.

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Marriage is tolerable enough in its way if youre easygoing and dont expect too much from it. But it doesnt bear thinking about.

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Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be in hell is to drift: to be in heaven is to steer.

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Leisure may be defined as free activity, labor as compulsory activity. Leisure does what it likes, labor does what it must, the compulsion being that of Nature, which in these latitudes leaves men no choice between labor and starvation.

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I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

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As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

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The only power a god can teach is the power of doing without happiness.

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Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

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Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.

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When you read a biography remember that the truth is never fit for publication.

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.

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As you say, I am honoured and famous and rich. But as I have to do all the hard work, and suffer an increasing multitude of fools gladly, it does not feel any better than being reviled, infamous and poor, as I used to be.

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The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

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