Ernest Hemingway Quotes, Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.

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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

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Protestantism came and gave a great blow to the religious and ritualistic rhythm of the year, in human life. Non-conformity almostfinished the deed.... Mankind has got to get back to the rhythm of the cosmos, and the permanence of marriage.

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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Love never claims, it ever gives.

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Marriage is an institution necessary to the maintenance of society but contrary to the laws of nature.

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Marriages that made out of love (so-called "love-matches") have error as their father and misery (necessity) as their mother.

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But let there be spaces in your togetherness and let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another but make not a bond of love: let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

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Marriage is a fierce battle before which the two partners ask heaven for its blessing, because loving each other is the most audacious of enterprises; the battle is not slow to start, and victory, that is to say freedom, goes to the cleverest.

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My heart is ever at your service.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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When you love someone, you love the person as they are, and not as you'd like them to be.

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

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Since I do purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never floutat me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion.

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Even cohabitation has been corrupted - by marriage.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

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My wife has been my closest friend, my closest advisor. And ... she's not somebody who looks to the limelight, or even is wild about me being in politics. And that's a good reality check on me. When I go home, she wants me to be a good father and a good husband. And everything else is secondary to that.

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