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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

8 years ago

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In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo, Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo, Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu, Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.

8 years ago

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Me नहीं जानता Kｴ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं,
क्या Facεbook हैं,
Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस ｴtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart:
Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो,
और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.

8 years ago

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

8 years ago

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Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..? shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À

8 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

8 years ago

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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.

8 years ago

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because. boys have good IMAGINATION

8 years ago

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मैं :ok_woman: खुद हैरान :no_good:हु की तुझसे :hearts:इतनी :sunglasses:मोहब्बत:kissing_heart: क्यू है मुझे.!!

जब भी:couplekiss: प्यार :cupid:शब्द आता है चेहरा:heart_eyes: तेरा :princess:ही याद:rose: आता है.!!:dancers:

8 years ago

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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya. Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai? Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.

8 years ago

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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola, Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h. BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli, aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.

8 years ago

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Aaj Titanic ki 96th Anniversary hai . . . . . . . Sub pyaar karne walon se Request hai k doob k mar Jayen Thank u.....

8 years ago

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

8 years ago

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

8 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

8 years ago

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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha, kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu? grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat, spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.

8 years ago

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yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h, apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h, sada yaade taza rhti h unki , jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!

8 years ago

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

8 years ago

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आप पागल हो P= Pyaare A= Attractive G= Gehius A= Advance L= Lovely अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल

8 years ago

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Pagli मेरी :gift_heart: Äαshiqi_तो
:calling:Jioसे भी Բαšт है, Ęκ
बार :cupid:Ďįℓ♡ मे उतर के तो देख :couple:
बीना Network :couple_with_heart: के ही,
तुझेे Unlimited याद आऊंगा . .

8 years ago

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