Funny Love SMS

Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..

9 years ago

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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga, . Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga, . Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki.. . Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

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Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . ! kisi bhi band muthi mein magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai. Achanak be-khayali mein Bina sochay Bina samjhay Yunhi bus be-irada hi Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .

9 years ago

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

9 years ago

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Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai

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Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar. Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar. Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar. Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar. Behen=Salahkar. Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar. Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.

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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai.. Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai.. Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par, Kyoki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.;-)

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Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye, Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye, Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi, Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye. By-susil

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday

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Agar Chand ko Mil Jaye Chandani tO Taroon ka kya HoGa? M0habat aik se Kr Li to Baaki Hazar0on Ka kya HoGa?

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

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Hum Hum hai Aap Aap hai Na aap kam hai Na hum kam hai to kis baat ka gum hai SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

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Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai, 1. Patiala pag. 2. Patiala salwar. 2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.

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WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

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Kaise Mumkin Tha kisi aur haqim se elaaj karana..? . . . Ae DOst, Ishq ka Rog Tha, Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya.. <(,) (( aaaiii << Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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Forgetting friend is a CrimeI gnoring them is a Shame Liking them is a Pleasure Thinking of them is a Necessity N disturbing them ‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a

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