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  • vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
  • 10 years ago



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  • Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega, mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega, meri maano, isi raste par medical store khol lo Mast chalega
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h Dil tarasta h use Pane ko Kya Aapka dil nhi karta "DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?
  • 10 years ago



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  • Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola, Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h. BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli, aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! khan
  • 10 years ago



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  • Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga
  • 10 years ago



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  • Hazaro ladkiya aati hai Hazaro jati hai Hazaro hasati hai, Hazaro rulati hai Par mere dost sath Wahi nibhati hai Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS