Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte
Yad Bhi Nahi Karte
Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho
Bura Mante Ho To Mano
K- Khwab Me
A- Akar
N- Neend
J- Jo Churaye
U- Umar Bhar Jo
S- Sath Nibhaye
Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...
Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
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Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..
<(,)
(( aaaiii
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Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..
Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn
Friend: Wo Q?
Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
Boy : I Love You..
Pehli Nazar Mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love Me..?
Girl : Hmmmm,
Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To,
Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.
Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi......
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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी... :heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ... :heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:
Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...
Lecture Me Masti Thi
Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi
Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha
Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*
Muskil nhi duniya me kuch bhi,
Phir bhi log apna vada tod dete hain,
Aagr dil se ho rista or sachi ho dua,
To sitare bhi kisi ke liye khud ko tod dete hai…
Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate...
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
:((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi.
Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta.
Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko...
Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete..
Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta
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