Funny Love SMS

supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..

10 years ago

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

10 years ago

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi

10 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

10 years ago

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Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.

10 years ago

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Me नहीं जानता Kｴ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं,
क्या Facεbook हैं,
Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस ｴtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart:
Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो,
और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.

10 years ago

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

10 years ago

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Agar Chand ko Mil Jaye Chandani tO Taroon ka kya HoGa? M0habat aik se Kr Li to Baaki Hazar0on Ka kya HoGa?

10 years ago

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@

10 years ago

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Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge, Girl_Q? Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache Girl_Q kya hua? Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.

10 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

10 years ago

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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

10 years ago

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday

10 years ago

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Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…

10 years ago

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Umido ki duniya bah gayi, Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi, Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi, Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul

10 years ago

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Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!

10 years ago

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मौसम :cloud: मे अजब सी खुमारी :relaxed: छा रही है,
सुना है कि मोहब्बत :heart: की फरवरी :couple: आ रही है. :heart_eyes:

9 years ago

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Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai

10 years ago

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Kabhi Lafz Bhul Jau, Kabhi Bat Bhool Jau, Tujhe Is Kadar Chahu K, Apni Zaat Bhul Jau, Uth K Tere Pass Se Main Jo Chal Du, Jate Hue Khud Ko Tere Pas Bhool Jau.

10 years ago

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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par

10 years ago

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