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  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 2 Girls face to face: . . 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, Darling .. And when they talk on their backs about them . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . . 2nd: she is kamini number 1 2 Boys face to face: . . 1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hai be . . 2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ?? . . And when they talk on their backs . . 1st: mast banda hai yaar . . 2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की बस में बैठी थी

    बगल में बैठा लड़का उसे घूर रहा था

    लड़की ने पर्स से एक समोसा निकाला
    और समोसे के अंदर का मसाला खाने लगी

    लड़का – आप मसाला ही क्यों खा रही हैं
    पूरा समोसा खा लो

    लड़की – नहीं मुझे डॉक्टर ने
    बाहर की चीजें खाने से मना किया है :) :wink:

    लड़का बेहोश..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Very Bad News For All Girls !! . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Naughty Answer given by a Woman when asked :0 "How you feel when any Man gives you A Flying Kiss..??" . . Woman : "I Hate such Lazy Men..!!"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Height of laziness: 2 frnz studying at night 1st: Wats the time? 2nd threw a stone out of da window Neighbor: Kamino ab toh so jao, raat ke 3 baj gaye.. ;) whatsapp jokes
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • *walks out of exam* Me: What did you get for question 8? Friend: 4.1546cms, so easy. Me: Same,so easy. *walks off* *cries in the corner*
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? पहला- लव लेटर है। दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..?? . . . . . . . . . 2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit redial
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes