Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

9 years ago

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Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai, sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko banaya hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..

9 years ago

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Pledge of Indian boys in prayer : India is my nation, Girls are my destination, Dating is my passion, Flirting is my occupation & What the hell is this EDUCATION

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Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai

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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...

9 years ago

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Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...

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Sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hui Hospital le gaye, Doctor ne kaha, 2 Test honge, Sardar : Jor jor se rone laga Hey bhagwan ab kya Hoga ? MERI MAA TOH ANPAD HAI...��

9 years ago

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"लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"

9 years ago

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.

9 years ago

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Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!

9 years ago

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Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!

9 years ago

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TrUe fact..... jis umar me hamare daant tootthe the . . . . . . aaj kal ke baccho ke . . . . . us umar me dil toot jaate hai.... agree ?????

9 years ago

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संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:

9 years ago

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हमसे बात करनी हो तो,
:heartpulse:Dil:heart_eyes: से करना
क्योकि,
Time Pass :smirk:तो मैं :v:
Selfie:wink:लेकर भी कर लेताहु...

9 years ago

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पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..

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Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? ; . . Salesman : 30000 Rs. ; . . . Santa: Why Anything Special? ; . . . . . . Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. ; . . . . Santa : Oh, Pack It.

9 years ago

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"PREM"" Garam Chay Ke Jaisa Hai Aur ""DIL"" Parle-G Biscut Ke Jaisa Hai""" ~~~>> Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega.....

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes

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18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
:flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:

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