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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

    पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

    बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

    दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'! ����������
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

    उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

    गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

    चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

    गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

    पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

    “मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
    :grinning::smile::smiley::smiley::smile::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • "WANTED "... Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta... " DABBANG "... Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare... "READY"... Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge: i, me, and myself... "BODYGUARD"... Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna... "KICK"...... Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin ������ "Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody we care.... Atleast once daily...�� Madam ordered a pizza.. Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8? Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
    • 10 years ago



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  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ultimate Insult . . Girl:" McDonald’s chale ?? . . Boy:" Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.. . . Girl:" 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.. . . Boy:" KFC ka Fullform bolo . . . . Girl:" Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de.. .. Thoko Like kamino ke liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi. Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka "TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ??????? . . Maa : OLX pe bech de
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja. Girl: Sandal nikalu kya? Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai, koi mandir nahi, aise hi aaja.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . . When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . . But.... When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . . And..... . . . . . . . . When the right one finds u with the wrong one, u r COMPLETELY FINISHED .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��
    • 10 years ago



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