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  • Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok. Girl: Going to night clubs too. Boy: Ok. Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too. Boy: Ok. !! Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying you
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • “Boyfriend” Is Like “pannipuri”, Always Tasty….
    “Lover” Is Like “Pizza”, Hot & Spicy….
    “Husband” Is Like “Daliya”, No Other Option
    BUT Good For Health…!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • Father: Beta, facebook se hatke ek duniya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: really papa? Zara link toh share Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni gf ko kafi der se call kar raha tha.... Par us ki gf call pick nahi kar rahi thi... . . . Ladke ne sms kia.. . . . B: itni call ki thi mene agar itni hi call me karina kapoor ko karta to wo bhi pick kar letiii .... . . . G: me karina kapoor nahi hu. . . .. B: to kya tu [ sunny leone h].... . . . G: huh.. . . . B: yes jali.. Hahahahahah...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hindi Teacher- "Wo 1 Sunder Ladki Khadi He" Isko Dusre Shabdo Me Kaho. Student- "Wo Dekho kamino, Tumari BHABHI Khadi Hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? : : Kyu Q Technical problem hai : : Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo outho jaye : : woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biggest Bezzati: Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..?? Boy: Ji EnGineering . . . . . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Parhai-Warhai Karte Hoge..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ek Bar Plane Mein Jaa Raha Tha To Usko Laga Ki Usko Ulti Aane Wali Hai. Woh Air Hostess Ko Vomit Bag Lane Ko Kehta Hai. Air Hostess Bag Le Ke Aayi Aur Usne Dekha Ki Sara Plane Ultiya Kar Raha Hai Sivaye Pappu Ke. Air Hostess Hairaani Se: “Arrey In Sab Ko Kya Hua?” Pappu: “Pata Nahi, Mene To Ulti Kari Thi In Logo Ko Shayad Buri Lagi To Mene Wapis Pee Li“
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Little Kid Asks His Father, "Daddy, Is God A Man Or A Woman?"

    "Both Son. God Is Both."

    After A While The Kid Comes Again And Asks, "Daddy, Is God Black Or White?"

    "Both Son, Both."

    The Child Returns A Few Minutes Later And Says, "Daddy, Is Michael Jackson A God?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket, Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari, Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb, SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai...? STudent : Shakti Kapoor , Prem Chopra , Gulshan Grover Ke Paas... TEacher : Vo Kaise...? Student : Mam Kyuki Inhone Ne Hi Sabse Zayada Izzat Luti Hai....! :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sathjanam diya. Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna Hai Tu Bada Pada Likha Hai, Chal Aaj Tera Test Leta Hun. Char Zero Ek Saat Likh Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha? Fail Correct Ans “4017” Ghar Waalo Ne Kitni Umeedon Se Padhaya Tha, Sab Pani Mein….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai, tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na.. Ladka: Nahi to.. Ladki: Me sab janti hu.. Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai.. Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo.. Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo, isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi.... :* . . . . . Boy:-Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho :P . . Girl:-Woh kaise...?? . . . . . . . . Boy:- Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring Maangi thi . . . Par Kaminey ne di nahi :p =
    • 10 years ago



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  • After falling in love:"JEENEY Lagata hun...Pehle Se Jyada, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK-UP "PEENE laga hun...Pehle Se Jyada..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Durion ki na parvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zayada apse Bas ek bottle MAZAA Aur 5 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye By - m.jaswant
    • 10 years ago



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  • Movies of school life.... ... Classes- Bardaast. .. Attendance- Hera pheri. .. Classroom- No entry. .. Teacher- Janidusman. .. Exam- Evil dead. .. Examinar- Don. .. Frnd during exam- Hum aapke h kaun.....? .. Viva- Encounter. .. Marking- Andha kanoon. .. Exam time- Qayamat. .. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. .. Question peper- Ek paheli. .. Result- Sadma. .. Pass- Chamatkar. .. Fail- Devdas. .. Future- Na tum jano na hum.......%-);-):-|.
    • 10 years ago



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